A poem

Friday, 16th May 2008

Cathedral City Cheddar Cheese

I feel it needs to be confessed
That when I was a bit depressed
I did a bit of comfort eating
And now my bra hooks are not meeting
My bum has gotten so much bigger
And I’ve lost my size 12 figure
My BMI is twenty-eight
Yes, I have put on some weight
I only used to have one chin
But now it seems to have a twin
And what was once a nice flat belly
Now wobbles like a bowl of jelly
Cathedral City cheddar cheese
Is going to give me heart disease
And if my weight does not decrease
I fear I will become obese
I hope I don’t get too much fatter
But what’s white pudding without batter?

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  1. 7 Responses to “A poem”

  2. By Loth on May 16, 2008

    What’s white pudding without batter? Unthinkable, that’s what! Poetry is obviously in the air today (but I didn’t write the stuff on my blog, so kudos to you!)

  3. By The Casual Perfectionist on May 16, 2008

    Very clever! I love the poem! I must admit, however, that I’m not familiar with white pudding and batter…I suppose that’s either very sad or very lucky. ;)

  4. By pat on May 17, 2008

    What a brilliant poem. You are a clever sausage oh ,I mean white pudding.

  5. By Lynsey on May 17, 2008

    :) I am trying to laugh at my misfortunes instead of sulk!

    Casual P, it’s very sad indeed! You’re missing out on something special!

  6. By Nikki on May 17, 2008

    this is fantastic - you have such a brilliant way with words - really made me smile today so THANKYOU :)

  7. By Lynsey on May 19, 2008

    Thanks Nikki! I’m really glad you like it! :D

  8. By Carrie on May 20, 2008

    Ha, this made me smile! Excellent poem.

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